The most important men of the town have been coming to fawn on you and asking you to advise them like a Solomon the Wise, going so far as to pose problems that would cross a rabbi’s eyes.Her nighttime servant-screaming is a violation of the noise ordinance. Your wife has been screaming at the servants during the day, which is permitted.Her strutting around like a peacock, especially given your previous bird violations, threatens to lower the property values on the block. Your wife’s double chin and airs are not the business of this HOA.Poultry farming is explicitly prohibited in our charter. They not only squawk just as noisily as they can, but they also seem to be saying, “baGEE,” “baGOO,” "baGAH,” and sometimes “baGUH,” instead of the traditional “gobble,” “quack,” and “honk.” These noises land like a trumpet on the ear. They are there for the town to see and hear.
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